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A man sits on the balcony having drinks with his wife, and he says "I love you" and d wife asked "Is that u or d beer talking" he replies, "its me ....... talking to the beer.

Pastor!, my dog is dead, could there be a service for the poor creature? " Pastor replied "No, we cannot have service for an animal in the church, bt there is a new church down the road, mayb dey will do it" the man replied and said "Bt pastor do u think that church will accept a donation of U.S. $25O,OOO for the burial service? d pastor exclaimed and said "Sweet Jesus! why didnt u tell me the DOG was a christian? common u cn have the service, the Church is the house of God

a naija man, chinese man, and american were on a ship travellling, then there was dis great storm, and d ship turned, the three of dem were all hanging on one light pillar, which wont last the three of dem for 3mins, so they start deciding on what to do, then d american says, i will leave my self to die for the sake of my brother CHINESE man, and he left the pillar, and fell to d water, now we have two left, then dis naija man said, what a great scrifice, he faced the chinese man and said, dis man has made a great sacrifice for you o, dnt u think u should clap for him, and the chinese man also clapped, and felt inside the water

an american, an english man, and a nigerian were on ship. suddenly the devil appeared and said. "Drop anything in d sea, if i find it i will eat u, bt if i cnt find it, i will be ur slave., d american drop a pin, d devil found it and ate him, d english man dropped a coin, d devil found it and ate him. then d Nigeria man opened a bottle of water, poured it in the sea and said "Na today be today, go find am!!!!!!!"

There is this girl wey dey for street, den dis dem ppl wey dey pack dirty (PSP) den dey call am on from there big bus, na hin dis girl no answer, na hin one man wey dey inside EDN OF DISCUSSION call am, she answered, and dat one carry am go, dey no talk.
For that nite, dey don clean up, na hin dey go club, dey kon find this girl for there, na so dem someone wey dey beside am, instead na hin jump kon forward, na hin dem tell am say, "ur time don pass" shey no be we dey call u for that PSP Bus wey u no gree answer.

WOMEN ARE LIKE SHADOW, THE MORE U FOLLOW THEM, THE MORE THEY RUN FROM YOU, THE MORE YOU RUN FROM THEM, THE MORE THEY FOLLOW YOU

nice ideal from u bro.

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED" in a way that's so easy 2 understand: Some people say there's no difference between COMPLETE AND FINISHED: but there is : When you marry the right 1, U're COMPLETE..... and when u marry the wrong 1 u're FINISHED,when the right 1 catches u with the wrong 1, u're... COMPLETELY FINISHED !!!

A man went into a canteen one day he was
served wit amala wen he was about 2 finish is
meal he notice a dog beside him barking
vigorously he finish eating and started 2 leak d
plate, d dog did not stop barking so he called d
attendant... Chinyere y is d dog barking at me
and she replied dat 'sorry oge it was wen d
plate as finished dat i decided 2 use d dogs plate
4 u. Pls no vex.

A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital
Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal
car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of
her life.
Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?
Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead...

i love you so much, you are really trying